While on hoildays, I dinged some random BMW with my friend's SUV. It left a mark on the sleek black car. At least it happened in another city but had to confess anyway. Big scratch on that Beamer...
Woah, that feels good to get off my chest. haha
ID:30 
15:13:03, Aug 7th, 2011
I just found out that cleaning my pipe with hand sanitizer is the cheapest way to get rid of all that grime without buying expensive Agent Orange. Keep it real yo!
ID:29 15:10:58, Aug 7th, 2011
That there's a married man that sneaks out of his house and into another house through the basement window and has sex with a young woman in her parent's house, while they sleep.
ID:28 23:41:34, Jun 29th, 2011
I have the best sex and talks with my wife when I'm high....she doesn't know I smoke weed.
ID:27 17:48:15, Mar 30th, 2011
Soooo I just got my realtors license and started working for a real estate company. I had one of my first company "monday morning meeting" at some restaurant and I was all pumped up. It was snowing like crazy and a bad storm..I was driving fast but not crazy for the weather. I was not used to Edmonton traffic when I was around the airport (just past) on yellow head trail about to turn around 142nd when I was approaching a hill and a red light. I hit the breaks but just slid yo.. like hardcore.. wasn't fast.. like walking pace by the time I tried to turn lanes to avoid the car in front of me but bumped it. I was soo worried because I invested almost everything I had into my new line of work and had no money for insurance or fixing the dudes car so I kept on going and waved to him saying it was nothing (it was actually all red from my car on his white car which was way nicer than mine) he gave me this look like "you ...asshole" but couldn't follow me since he was nudged up beside another car and traffic was now flowing on my lane. I felt like such a jackass but I made my choice. I felt terrible and still do. so.. Dude who I bumped on Yellow head trail in winter around 2006.. I'm sorry. you know who you are.. really im sorry. was not worth it. never is. my job sucked anyways with that brokerage and the meeting was not worth speeding just a couple of km more. Forgive me.
my conscience is clean..
ID:26 09:48:33, Nov 28th, 2010
I guess I can confess that I had sex on my bosses favorite chair in his office and on his desk with my co-worker. This moved on into our store's backroom and I came right beside the fax machine. LOL. when another co-worker was eating their lunch on the counter right by the fax machine the next day I almost died laughing. He couldn't figure out why, obviously. hahahaha
ID:25 19:46:30, Nov 17th, 2010
I got pulled over last Wed for speeding. The cop was hot so while he looked at my lisense and stuff I unbuttoned my shirt and you could see A LOT! He smiled when he looked down, and said "ur lucky. we just got another call." Then he winked and walked away.
ID:23 23:27:08, Sep 26th, 2010
i fed my sister's dog chocolate hoping it would get sick, but the little fucker just ended up getting the shits...all over her bed.
ID:22 23:18:50, Sep 26th, 2010
we were off scohool early and i came home and was jerking off in the bathroom adn my mom she walks in and just stood there. then she turns around and walks out. she didn't tell my dad or sisters but dinner was awkwrd. fml
ID:21 18:08:26, Sep 26th, 2010
